[Humour] "How to Make Windows Faster than Linux"

Shlomi Fish <shlomif-ik1l9ssToec+JF/[email protected]> Sun, 18 Jul 2010 09:11:09 +0300
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See:

http://www.junauza.com/2010/07/how-to-make-windows-faster-than-linux.html

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http://www.whatsup.org.il/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&p=347970

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      <p>See:<br>
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<a href="http://www.junauza.com/2010/07/how-to-make-windows-faster-than-linux.html">http://www.junauza.com/2010/07/how-to-make-windows-faster-than-linux.html</a><br>
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This is via Dovix on Whatsup.org.il:<br>
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<a href="http://www.whatsup.org.il/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=347970">http://www.whatsup.org.il/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&amp;file=viewtopic&amp;p=347970</a><br>
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Regards,<br>
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	Shlomi Fish<br>
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