very, very OT: Panda Poo is Big Business
"Joseph Harris joe9438-/[email protected] [ebook-community]" <[email protected]> Thu, 21 Dec 2017 04:41:35 +0000
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*Panda Poo is Big Business*
They're making toilet paper from Panda Poo!
What a to-do! What a to-do!
In China there's plenty of Pandas and poo...
What a to-do! What a to-do!
From where it's been, it knows what to do!
What a to-do! What a to-do!
A roll for me and a roll for you...
What a to-do! What a to-do!
I don't want to hide it, I'll keep it in view.
On the wall, on a roller, it'll stay new.
I have loved the Panda, since I was new...
I'm a little less friendly towards their poo.
What a to-do! What a to-do!
For napkins and tissues I also feel - "no".
Enough the suggestion when I need to "go".
But if you feel different, I'd like you to know,
You can catch food, wipe clean and loud blow!
Joseph Harris
(c) 2017
_http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42422216_
_http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2017/12/20/chinese-firm-turns-panda-poop-into-toilet-paper.html_
_https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-firm-turns-panda-poop-toilet-paper-060436359.html_
China Conservation and Research Center for the Giant Panda has
contracted The Qianwei Fengsheng Paper Company in southwest Sichuan
province of China to recycle the animal's feces and food debris into
toilet paper, napkins and other household products.
You can find them marketed as part of a "panda poo" product line
decorated with a picture of the bamboo-eating, black-and-white bear.
Tissues will be sold at 43 yuan ($6.5o).
And paper has long been made from elephant poo:
Elephant Paper
Lampang elephants are painters;
Abstract art is what they do.
Sales are to pay their debtors --
And they have sold quite a few.
Now they are to make the paper
Which will on a wall be hung.
I hope that sales do not taper
For paper's made from elephant dung.
© Joseph Harris 2002
(Lampang Elephant Conservation Centre
in Thailand is setting up a factory to
manufacture paper from the dung of
80 animals -about 2 tons a week. The
elephants are already known for their
abstract paintings.)
_http://www.thailandelephant.org/en/dungpaper.html_
Merry Christmas, a flourisihing New Year, and peace to all; (but, alas,
don’t hold your breath on the last one!).
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<p class="Normal"><b><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: bold;">Panda
Poo
is
Big Business</span></b></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">They're
making
toilet
paper from Panda Poo!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">What
a
to-do!
What a to-do!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">In
China
there's
plenty of Pandas and poo...</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">What
a
to-do!
What a to-do!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">From
where
it's
been, it knows what to do!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">What
a
to-do!
What a to-do!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">A
roll
for
me and a roll for you...</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">What
a
to-do!
What a to-do!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">I
don't
want
to hide it, I'll keep it in view.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">On
the
wall,
on a roller, it'll stay new.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">I
have
loved
the Panda, since I was new...</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">I'm
a
little
less friendly towards their poo.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">What
a
to-do!
What a to-do!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">For
napkins
and
tissues I also feel - "no".</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">Enough
the
suggestion
when I need to "go".</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">But
if
you
feel different, I'd like you to know,</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">You
can
catch
food, wipe clean and loud blow!</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">Joseph
Harris</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">(c)
2017</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"></span><u><a
href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42422216"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/42422216</span></a></u></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"></span><u><a
href="http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2017/12/20/chinese-firm-turns-panda-poop-into-toilet-paper.html"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">http://www.thejakartapost.com/life/2017/12/20/chinese-firm-turns-panda-poop-into-toilet-paper.html</span></a></u></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"></span><u><a
href="https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-firm-turns-panda-poop-toilet-paper-060436359.html"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">https://www.yahoo.com/news/chinese-firm-turns-panda-poop-toilet-paper-060436359.html</span></a></u></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">China
Conservation
and
Research Center for the Giant Panda has contracted The
Qianwei Fengsheng Paper Company in southwest Sichuan province
of China to recycle the animal's feces and food debris into toilet
paper, napkins and other household products.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">You
can
find
them marketed as part of a "panda poo" product line decorated
with a picture of the bamboo-eating, black-and-white
bear. Tissues will be sold at 43 yuan ($6.5o).</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;">And
paper
has
long been made from elephant poo:</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri"; font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Elephant Paper</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Lampang elephants
are painters;</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Abstract art is
what they do.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Sales are to pay
their debtors --</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">And they have sold
quite a few.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Now they are to
make the paper</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">Which will on a
wall be hung.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">I hope that sales
do not taper</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">For paper's made
from elephant dung.</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span
style="font-size: 13pt; font-family: "Arial"; font-weight: normal;">©
Joseph Harris 2002</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">(Lampang Elephant
Conservation Centre</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">in Thailand is
setting up a factory to </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">manufacture paper
from the dung of </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">80 animals -about
2 tons a week. The</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">elephants are
already known for their </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;">abstract
paintings.)</span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"></span><u><a
href="http://www.thailandelephant.org/en/dungpaper.html"><span
style="font-weight: normal;">http://www.thailandelephant.org/en/dungpaper.html</span></a></u></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-weight: normal;"> </span></p>
<p class="Normal"><span style="font-size: 11pt; font-family: "Calibri";">Merry
Christmas,
a
flourisihing New Year, and peace to all; (but, alas, don’t
hold your breath on the last one!).</span></p>
<p class="Normal"> </p>
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