NP? wage slaves and happy prisoners
Doug Millison <[email protected]> Mon, 1 Jul 2002 18:09:22 -0700
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> >Just in case you ever got the two mixed up. This should make things a >bit more clear . . . > >IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. >AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. > >IN PRISON...you get three meals a day. >AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it. > >IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior. >AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior. > >IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. >AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors >for yourself. > >IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games. >AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games. > >IN PRISON...you get your own toilet. >AT WORK...you have to share with some idiot who pees on the seat. > >IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit. >AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family. > >IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work >required. >AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they >deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners. > >IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get >out. >AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside >bars. > >IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens. >AT WORK...they are called managers. > >***** So why is it again that we work? ***** >