Re: ooooooooh,calm down already

"David Morris" <[email protected]> Tue, 02 Jul 2002 22:15:01 -0500
Newsgroups gmane.culture.literature.thomas-pynchon
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Go away Doug.  "You're" also now filtered out from here on.  In other wor=
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Fuck Off little boy.

David Morris

>From: [email protected]\
>
>Hmmm, let's see, I couldn't find self-delusional in my oxford learner's=20
>dictionary, sorry i'm not a native speaker, but i'll just assume you mea=
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>i'm contradicting myself or something, deceiving myself(god you know me =
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>well already),like those saudis you were talking about. while you're at =
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>could you tell me exactly how i am comparable to them, it's not really=20
>clear to me. i said the fourth of july for the fireworks, by the way, i=20
>guess i should make that clear too, maybe i didn't express myself well=20
>enough, it seems you didn't get that part either.
>oh and i don't wave banners, my dear, sententious david, so you can put=20
>your immaculate star spangled banner down, it's ok, have a drink if you=20
>don't like cigars, i don't know, relax, everything's going to be fine.  =
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>promise, i won't ever say anything you might take offense in again. if y=
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>could just write a list of the things i can't say that'd help me a lot,=20
>thanks. it's ok people, nobody thinks the air force would ever kill peop=
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>at a wedding by mistake. it's never happened before, why would any=20
>country's air force do something like that, and since it's never going t=
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>happen how could i even suggest by a stupid joke that it could be. some=20
>unamerican activity right there... gee david thanks for telling me i was=
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>out of line, next thing you know i would have turned into a saudi or=20
>something. thank god you caught me while i was still slightly less than=20
>that.
>i am at a loss for words to express how thankful i am.
>just thanks dave.
>" all the while waving banners with portraits of Osama in front of the=20
>burning towers."
>i like that... but man, you should have written something about smoking=20
>ruins, it's a more powerful image really. i can tell you're not really a=
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>into it yourself, are you?

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