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I'm back.

All I have to say to the UK is: McDonald's, McDonald's, Kentucky Fried=20
Chicken and a Pizza Hut.  That fucking song is stuck in my head.  Thanks=
=20
much.  You should be bombed into oblivion for that.

To Australia: After encountering many of your citizens on my travels, I=20
have come to the conclusion that the Australian accent and the=20
prevalance of childish, cutesy words in your dialect are reasons to bomb=
=20
you into oblivion.

To the Dutch: You rude bastards.  Obviously none of you partake in the=20
only product that spurs the average traveler to add your country to his=20
itinerary.  Yankees, go home?  Fine, and then we'll bomb you into=20
oblivion.  But not before we take the recipe for pannekoeken.=20=20

To the Canadians: Keep sewing your maple leaf flags on your backpack,=20
but it's not going to do you much good.  In speaking with locals, the=20
general consensus is that Canada isn't that far removed from the United=20
States and they don't draw a huge distinction between us.  Also, please=20
bomb Alberta into oblivion because the most annoying Canadians seem to=20
come from that province.

To the Germans: Specifically, to Karl and Gunter: Thanks for the beer.=20=
=20
I couldn't have gone through five liters without you.  You're okay, for=20
anti-Semitic pricks.  I'm sure we'll be bombing you and the French into=20
oblivion soon for that.  That and your six weeks of vacation.  You might=
=20
give ideas to the working masses here who subsist, if they're lucky, on=20
two weeks.

To the whole of Europe: Of all the American trends you could embrace, I=20
urge you to rethink the one that says overweight women can wear anything=
=20
and look good.  They cannot.  Don't encourage them.  If you let go of=20
the shame of obesity, you too will experience beach resorts reserved for=
=20
the super-sized and lawsuits against fast-food joints.  It's a road you=20
don't want to go down.

But the best part about vacation?  Coming home to a satellite dish.  Now=
=20
I can get biased news from around the world!  Abu Dhabi goo-goo.

I love this power struggle within the Bush administration, as people in=20
various agencies try to not be brought down by the scandal that most=20
Americans are ignoring.  Will the CIA stock the presidential junk food=20
drawer with pretzels?  Was the stowaway on the press plane a test run?=20=
=20
The CIA doesn't seem too happy right now.  They're the kind of people=20
I'd want to keep happy.

I'm past the point of caring about what an embarrassment this=20
administration is.  I don't care that my friend stationed in Iraq is=20
ready to go Asan Akbar because none of the soldiers were told this would=
=20
be a protracted "war," one which few actively supported in the first=20
place.  I don't care that Bush is putting American cilivian and military=
=20
lives on the line with his cowboy rhetoric.  I don't care that, for a=20
member of an alleged "small government" party, the bureaucracy has=20
reached levels that Clinton could have only wet-dreamed over.  I don't=20
care that I'll probably never see a dime of overtime again.  I don't=20
care that, for once, the French might have a valid point about the=20
current state of American affairs.  I'm just going to enjoy the ride.=20=
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From Toronto.  How is the job market in Canada?  Anyone want to sponsor=20
me?  Really, I didn't mean what I said about you.  You're a fine,=20
distinctive people.

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PENNSYLVANIA -- In the end, the prosecution's case didn't measure up to=20
the defense strategy of Robert M. Peters Sr.

The 47-year-old locksmith was acquitted of indecent exposure after less=20
than an hour of jury deliberations. Peters went to great lengths to=20
prove his innocence.

His accuser said she was chatting with Peters at her home after he had=20
installed a lock on June 12, 2002. She said Peters made an off-color=20
remark about her beauty as they sat in her living room, and she saw=20
three inches of his erect penis sticking beyond the bottom of his=20
shorts.

It couldn't have happened, according to defense attorney Gary Asteak,=20
because Peters' penis is only four inches when erect. To prove it, he=20
passed out two Polaroid photos of Peters' approximately two-inch=20
non-erect penis for the jury to examine.

Also, the 312-pound man dropped his pants and let the jury view him for=20
a few seconds wearing a pair of white briefs. Asteak said the victim may=
=20
have seen a fold of Peters' flab, not his penis.

"What she saw I suggest to you was a thigh," Asteak said "An ugly thigh,=
=20
indeed."

Peters' doctor testified via videotape that there are multiple folds on=20
his thighs and he suffers from sores and infections where the thighs rub=
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together.

"The evidence didn't stand up to scrutiny," said a victorious Asteak=20
after the trial.

After the trial, Peters said he had no regrets about baring it all for=20
the jury.

"I told Gary from the beginning there was no way I would plead guilty to=
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something I didn't do," Peters said. "Gary had to do what he had to do.=20
I had to do what I had to do."

Assistant District Attorney Jay Jenkins said the victim may have been=20
mistaken about the length of the penis when she reported the incident to=
=20
police, but that doesn't mean she didn't see one.

"Whether she saw a two-inch penis or a 16-inch penis, the element (of=20
the crime) is she saw a penis," Jenkins said. He said he respects the=20
jury's decision.

The victim said Peters shocked her when, without any prompting, he=20
complimented her breasts. He said he responded when she complained about=
=20
her husband having left her for a younger woman and asked her if he=20
thought she was ugly.

"I didn't know what to say," Peters said. "I said she was pretty. I said=
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she has nice legs."

Peters said she looked at his crotch, screamed and told him to leave. He=
=20
said his belly obstructed his view of his crotch, but he felt there to=20
make sure he wasn't accidentally exposed. Not knowing how to respond to=20
her screams, he left.

"I just figured it was someone trying to get out of paying the bill,"=20
Peters said. "I don't know."

Source: Express-Times

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CHICAGO - Next time you go to the bank, don't be surprised if your kids=20
beg to go with you.

That's because the once solemn bank branches are turning into virtual=20
fun zones for kids--complete with indoor play areas, Nintendo Gameboys=20
and large-screen televisions. Tellers are dressing down, replacing the=20
old stuffy feel that has intimidated kids for decades.

"Banks are starting to take on more a retail mentality where things are=20
sold and customers receive a high level of service as opposed to the old=
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style of banking," said Sal DiMartino, a bank analyst for Bears Stearn.

And that is being seen throughout Chicago.

Washington Mutual, for example, announced they plan to open about 70=20
branches in the upcoming year. They'll include a "Wamu Kids" zone, which=
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has puzzles, toys and video games. The chain even has an online store=20
that sells children's merchandise--like an action teller doll that's=20
dressed like a Washington Mutual employee and comes with a change of=20
clothes.

(What happened to kids entertaining themselves or expecting them to=20
behave even if they're so bored that they want to gouge out an eye?)

"When people go out and do business, they often have their kids with=20
them," said Tony Manisco, senior vice president and manager of=20
Washington Mutual's consumer banking activities in Illinois. "This gives=
=20
kids something to do.

"It's much less intimidating and inviting, and it's more fun for=20
everyone."

Bank One recently announced it was spending $20 million to upgrade its=20
branches to include kids play areas and revamp ATMs.

Harris Bank has propelled its mascot--Hubert the Lion--into a must-have=20
for many kids. They routinely hand Hubert out to children in the bank,=20
and new account holders are given a stuffed replica of the lion to take=20
home.

"I love having something for them to do," said Ronda Warren, of=20
Palatine, who frequently visits Washington Mutual with her 14-year-old=20
son. "I don't have to worry about him getting agitated, and he stays in=20
one place."

(Ronda, your son is 14.  If he can't stay in one place at that age, you=20
need to up the dosage of Ritalin because you've obviously missed the=20
time frame where you could have taught him to act like a civilized human=
=20
who sometimes has to suffer through mind-numbing activities.)

Being more kid-friendly also introduces youngsters to the banking world.=
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And after all, today's kids are tomorrow's bank customers.

"Anything that we or any other bank can do to help educate children=20
about the benefits of savings and personal financial issues is a bonus,"=
=20
said Frank Slocumb, Harris Bank Naperville president. "It contributes to=
=20
all of us in the long term."

Source: Chicago Sun-Times

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GERMANY - Prosecutors said that they have filed a murder indictment=20
against one of two gay men who met in an Internet chat room, where it=20
allegedly was agreed that one of them would kill and devour the other.

And in a stunning new development, prosecutors in Kassel said they are=20
broadening the investigation to include 430 other persons believed to=20
have been involved in the Internet gay cannibalism chat room that led to=
=20
the death of a 42-year-old man in March 2001.

Prosecutors are convinced that the victim, a computer analyst from=20
Berlin, agreed to be killed and eaten. His dismembered and partially=20
devoured remains were found at the residence of a 41-year-old suspect.

That suspect, identified only as Armin M, has been charged with murder.=20
Cannibalism per se is not a crime under German law.

Despite the fact that the victim willingly agreed to be killed,=20
prosecutors said the case could not be considered "assisted suicide". So=
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they opted for a murder indictment.

Prosecutors said the suspect has admitted videotaping himself killing=20
the Berlin man, a computer chip developer at Siemens corporation,=20
identified only as Bernd Juergen B.

On the morning of his disappearance from Berlin on March 9, 2001, Bernd=20
Juergen B completed his will. He left the bulk of his estate including a=
=20
lavish penthouse apartment and $50 worth of computer equipment to his=20
live-in partner, a man named Rene.

According to police, the victim had several thousand dollars in cash and=
=20
his passport when he travelled 30 kilometres from Berlin to the alleged=20
murderer's house near Kassel.

Searching the rambling, 30-room, half-timbered house in the village of=20
Rotenburg, investigators unearthed skeletal remains, some of them=20
packaged in a freezer, along with videotapes and CD-ROMs on which the=20
suspect allegedly recorded his actions.

Authorities were tipped off to the crime by Internet surfers who=20
stumbled upon chat room requests allegedly posted by the suspect in=20
which he was looking for people willing to be slaughtered and eaten by=20
him.=20

Source: Sapa-DPA

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CALIFORNIA - Federal prosecutors have signaled they will ask an appeals=20
court to send marijuana advocate Ed Rosenthal to prison for cultivating=20
pot for medical patients.

The U.S. attorney's office filed notice with the federal appeals court=20
in San Francisco that it intends to appeal U.S. District Judge Charles=20
Breyer's decision to spare Rosenthal from a prison term for his federal=20
cultivation and conspiracy convictions last month.=20

Prosecutors did not explain the grounds on which they intend to appeal.=20
The notice was filed with the U.S. Court of Appeals in San Francisco.

Before Rosenthal's June 4 sentencing, the lead prosecutor asked Breyer=20
for a 6 1/2-year sentence. The minimum term normally required by federal=
=20
law for cultivating more than 100 marijuana plants is five years.

Rosenthal has already asked the appeals court to overturn his=20
conviction, which he contends was unfair because Breyer prevented the=20
jury from hearing evidence related to medical marijuana.

Rosenthal, 58, a prominent author and expert on marijuana growing, was=20
convicted by a San Francisco jury in January of violating federal law by=
=20
growing marijuana for the Harm Reduction Center, a San Francisco=20
dispensary for medical patients.

He claimed his actions were authorized by California's medical marijuana=
=20
law and also said he had been deputized by the city of Oakland to supply=
=20
marijuana to a city-endorsed patient cooperative. Breyer barred that=20
evidence, saying it was irrelevant to a federal prosecution. That=20
decision prompted a majority of the jurors to disavow their verdict when=
=20
they learned afterward about the evidence.

The judge imposed the lightest possible sentence, a day in jail, which=20
Rosenthal had already served after his February 2002 arrest. Saying=20
Rosenthal had believed -- erroneously, but reasonably -- that he was=20
acting legally, Breyer concluded that the "extraordinary, unique=20
circumstances of this case" justified an exemption from the usual=20
five-year minimum term and federal sentencing guidelines.

Source: San Francisco Chronicle

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THAT DISPUTED AREA - A mob of about 100 Palestinian refugees stormed the=
=20
office of a Ramallah polling organisation yesterday to stop it=20
publishing a survey showing that five times as many refugees would=20
prefer to settle permanently in a Palestinian state than return to their=
=20
old homes in what is now Israel.

The protesters pelted Khalil Shikaki, the director of the Palestinian=20
Centre for Policy and Survey Research, with eggs, smashed computers and=20
assaulted the nine staff members on duty. A female worker was treated in=
=20
hospital for her injuries. "This is a message for everyone not to tamper=
=20
with our rights," one of the rioters said.

Dr Shikaki, a leading West Bank political scientist, was undeterred. He=20
said he was still putting the survey results on the centre's website and=
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seeking the widest possible exposure. "These people," he said, "had no=20
idea what the results were. They were sold disinformation."

The poll, conducted among 4,500 refugees in the West Bank, Gaza Strip,=20
Lebanon and Jordan, was the first to ask where they would want to live=20
if Israel recognised a right of return.

Only 10 per cent of the refugees chose Israel, even if they were allowed=
=20
to live there with Palestinian citizenship; 54 per cent opted for the=20
Palestinian state; 17 per cent for Jordan or Lebanon, and 2 per cent for=
=20
other countries. Another 13 per cent rejected all these options,=20
preferring to sit it out and wait for Israel to disappear, while 2 per=20
cent didn't know.

The future of more than three million refugees is critical to any=20
lasting peace. It was one of the unresolved issues that caused the July=20
2000 Camp David summit to break down.

Source: Independent
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Why You Shouldn't Give Your Kids Access to the Internet

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Catriona ([email protected]) wrote:

Reading through "Homosexual Agenda"=20
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following:

"6) Force all churches to embrace Unitarian-Universalism."

As a Unitarian Universalist teenager from a welcoming congregation (i.e.=
=20
We welcome those of all sexualities), I would be interested to hear what=
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you have against UUs. We are not trying to force our religion upon=20
anybody -- rather, it seems to be the Christians who do that. Ours is a=20
religion that simply happens to be less closed-minded than some.=20
Personally, I feel that there would be no point in "forcing all churches=
=20
to embrace Unitarian Universalism". My own sister doesn't believe that=20
it's a religion. Besides, what fun would life be without something to=20
argue over? Acceptance, perhaps, would be nice. Not having neighbors --=20
and, potentially, Misanthropic Bitches -- look down their noses and=20
sneer at me would be nice. But I don't need every church in the world to=
=20
fling open their arms and cry, "We love Unitarian Universalism!"

Was there any point to sending this email? No. You, after all, won't=20
care. But what can I say? I'm proud to be UU. (Oh -- So far as I know,=20
I'm straight. I don't particularly care. If I do an about-face when I=20
turn 16 (or 18 or 19 or 20 or 30 or....), I'll still just be a human=20
being. You didn't need to know that, either, did you?)


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