News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


"Never drink Diet Coke. Diet Coke is for fat people. Figure out how to become tall and lanky and never gain weight." Sure, it's no "Call me Ishmael," but Paris Hilton is new to this author thing. While the heiress has never actually accomplished a thing, Hilton is ready to pen a memoir. If you can stomach reading Paris's book proposal, it's here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/parisbook1.html


Perhaps the next time Shane Walker's marijuana stash is swiped, she'll know better than to run crying to the cops:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html


It's nice to see that a change of scenery has done little to temper the lunacy of Bobby Knight, the unstable college basketball coach. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bknight1.html


New prize contest--offering loads of nifty loot--has begun. Just tell us what the Unabomber left behind and you could score that booty:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG




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