News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


This David Gest never ceases to amuse us. First, it was his harrowing tale of catching a severe beating from Iron Liza Minnelli. Now, his medical records purport to detail the pain-filled fallout from last year's alleged assault. Gest, who's allergic to polyester and can't surf as a result of the whupping, is convalescing in Hawaii, where a syringe of soothing Botox is always nearby:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/gestmed1.html


A Michigan educator was so sure that a high school troublemaker was dealing drugs, he decided to plant marijuana in the boy's locker to speed up the student's apprehension. But things didn't work out as teach planned:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/teachpot1.html


Hot on wannabe author Paris Hilton's tail, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey are circulating a book proposal promising handy relationship tips. Jessica, you see, has opted for the publishing world after realizing that, "I cannot help feed every hungry kid or find every lost one." Makes sense to her:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/simpbook1.html


Prize contest closes tomorrow, so enter now:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG




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