News from The Smoking Gun

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As canny career moves go, Richard Simmons must be saluted for his b-slapping of that hulking Harley Davidson salesman in the Phoenix airport. The police report, which notes that the 255-pound victim's face was red, but "probably not from being slapped"--is a real keeper. Give it a read:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0325041simmons1.html


The mother of the woman who claims to have been assaulted by Kobe Bryant has asked a Colorado judge to quickly move the case to trial since her daughter's life has become unhinged as a result of the NBA star's prosecution. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0325042kobe1.html


When Oklahoma's Dan Johnson reflects on a recent failed burglary bid, he'll probably most regret falling asleep in the victims's bed--while they were snoozing. Go directly to jail:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0326041burg1.html


New prize contest has begun. Just tell us what the female arrestee had tattooed on her lower back and you might win some CD/DVD merch and a deck of our mug shot playing cards. Enter through here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG



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