News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Who says Michael Jackson isn't like the average American homeowner? The embattled singer just joined the refinancing wave, lining up a cool $12 million secured by his sprawling Neverland estate. That windfall will buy a ton of Jesus Juice:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518042jackodeed1.html


Meet Vaseline Man, if you dare:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0518041motel1.html


Okay, you've decided to illegally impersonate a cop and do some traffic stops. You have the gun and ammo. And your Chevy Suburban's even outfitted with a nifty cherry top. But the badge, oh, the badge:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0514045vice1.html


Prize contest closes tomorrow, so hurry up and enter. You just might win some CDs (Loretta Lynn, Motown hits) and a deck of our mug shot playing cards:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG

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