News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


An Arizona judge has dismissed the assault charge filed against Richard Simmons following the cuddly diet guru's recent smackdown of an ex-con Harley salesman. It's likely that the hulking "victim" walked away with a little green (and perhaps a "Disco Sweat" video) as compensation from Simmons. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525042milt1.html


Erin Wylie apparently couldn't stand her boyfriend's two-year-old dachshund, so she and an accomplice staged a burglary at the man's home in an attempt to cover up their abduction of lil' Dewey. The women have been charged with drowning the animal:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0524043dog1.html


"Sorry, our bad." That's what the FBI had to say to the Oregon lawyer released after spending three weeks in jail in connection with a bureau probe of the March 11 Madrid terror bombings. Oops, indeed:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0525041mayfield1.html


Bruce Springsteen's medical records, briefly on the auction block, have been returned to the singer. Don't worry, Boss, we'll pat ourselves on the back:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0520043bruce1.html


Really, what would you expect from a guy known professionally as Spanky the Clown? Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0526042clown1.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG



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