News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Look, we won't lie to you: We haven't watched a single minute of this 
year's irksome "American Idol." Because, like most discerning TV 
consumers, that Paula Abdul gal really scares us. Still, we've been 
able to lash together a story about the criminal history of one of the 
Fox program's nine finalists. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0331051_american_idol_scott_1.html


It's never a good idea to shoot your neighbor's cat:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0329051cat1.html


A Texas lawyer has been charged with offering to provide legal services 
in exchange for some, um, personal services from the wife of a 
prospective client. Make your own "pro bono" jokes here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0325051lawyer1.html


New prize contest has started, so enter now for a shot at some fine 
prizes, including "Prince of Darkness," the new CD box set from Ozzy 
Osbourne. Just tell us what Tom wanted to have with Karen one Sunday 
morning. This way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG




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