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Dear Friends:


As an Army enlistee, Private Jimi Hendrix was a colossal bust, an unfocus=
ed ne'er-do-well/suspected dope fiend who was always =93thinking about hi=
s guitar=94 when he was supposed to be handling military chores. Oh, and =
it seems Hendrix liked to slip away from his superiors for some latrine-b=
ased onanism. Amusing selections from Jimi's official Army personnel doss=
ier can be found here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803051jimi1.html


It's now getting to the point where we could probably start a second site=
 devoted entirely to female teachers arrested for bedding underage male s=
tudents. This time, a New York educator has been accused of improperly sc=
hooling a 16-year-old boy in her bedroom and the press box at the local h=
igh school's football field. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0803052teach1.html


If you haven't already been introduced to the fetching members of The Tam=
pa 14, allow us to handle the introductions. Right this way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0729051strip1.html


Some Florida nut was just arrested for hurling his teenage son's two-mont=
h-old puppy to its death from a fifth-floor balcony. The little black Lab=
rador's apparent crime was soiling the apartment of Josper Sanon, said nu=
t. Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0802051dog1.html


New prize contest has started, so enter now for a shot at some fine loot,=
 including the sixth-season DVD from "The Simpsons.=94 Just tell us what =
name Ms. Battle's nasty coworkers called her. Head this direction:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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