News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Once Americans become so afraid that they stop complaining,
well, that's when we'll know the terrorists have won. Until
then, enjoy some letters sent to the Transportation
Security Administration by aggrieved air travelers:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0929051screen1.html


There can only be one explanation: Dipsy is a crackhead.
Why else would an international drug cartel brand its coke
with a photo of those creepy Teletubbies? Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0929052dea1.html


Yes, another New Orleans businessman has responded to the
killer hurricane by seeking to trademark the Katrina name
for use on a liquor product. Oh, the humanity:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0930053katrina1.html


Look, we don't know if Tom DeLay is guilty of those Texas
PAC shenanigans, but if the powerful Republican does take
a felony fall, here's hoping that his eventual punishment
contains some of the unique sentencing provisions being
doled out by one Lone Star jurist. For instance, Tom may
have to do without nookie, new tats, or additional
piercings. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0930052nosex1.html


There's a "pimp my ride" joke in here somewhere:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0930051carporn1.html


Yes, poor Pamela Anderson is one freak magnet:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0927053pamela1.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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