News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


As we first reported Monday, Jennifer Aniston is
threatening legal action against any publication
that prints new paparazzi photos showing her sans
clothes from the waist up. The actress, snapped last
month as she sunbathed at her Hollywood Hills home,
has also sued the L.A. photographer whose "despicable
conduct," she claims, has caused her "shame,
mortification, hurt feelings" and other assorted emotional
distress. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1205051aniston1.html


It's bad enough getting caught switching bar codes on pricy
electronics items at Target, but Jonathan Baldino just
compounded things when he gave cops a hilarious post-arrest
statement. "I am a 19 year old boy who has never really
been in trouble for anything in my life...I will NEVER EVER
DO THIS EVER AGAIN," wrote the University of Colorado
freshman. "I have never even stolen a candy bar from a
7-eleven before!!! Please let me go for I am terribly
sorry!!! I'm only a kid!" Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1202052boy1.html


Usually, celebrity arrests occur one at a time. So we must
salute those two fetching actresses from the TV megahit
"Lost" for getting popped for drunk driving within minutes
of each other on the same Hawaiian highway. In fact, half
of them look pretty good with their drink on:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1202053lost1.html


Speaking of alleged inebriation, the organizers of this
summer's Live 8 concert in Philadelphia claim that an
"intoxicated" and "scantily clad" Anna Nicole Smith marred
the charity show and have sued the Trimspa diet firm for
failing to control its erratic spokesmodel and welshing on
a hefty promotional fee. Anna Nicole high and/or
plastered? Wow, what has Bob Geldof been smoking:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1202051annanicole1.html


New prize contest has started, so just tell us which
Hollywood great sought an early Army discharge and
you might win some fine loot, including the new
three-DVD set "Beavis and Butthead--The Mike Judge
Collection, Volume 1." Enter this way:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG



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