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Dear Friends:


And we thought she was just proud of her performance.
Turns out there are three million other reasons why Colin
Farrell's former squeeze is desperately angling to
distribute an explicit, clothes-free video in which she
stars opposite the Hollywood heartthrob. Heh-heh, we
said "throb." Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0315061colin1.html


A Mississippi judge became so vexed by the poor
penmanship of lawyers practicing in his court that
he just ordered clerks to reject filings containing
illegible signatures. However, it appears the jurist
wants others to do as he says, not as he scribbles.
Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0314061sign1.html


A California smuggler would have you believe it's all
about the Grovers. You know, Grover Cleveland,
the dead president who graces the billion-dollar bill:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0315062billion1.html


Meet Christopher Willever. They call him the "Bare
Bottom Bandit." Video goodness included:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0310061butt1.html


While we knew this day could eventually come, it's still
hard to swallow that those randy Carolina Panthers
cheerleaders have settled their criminal cases, thus
depriving America of an edifying trial. Plea bargains
never tasted so sour:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0313062cheers1.html


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Regards,

Your pals at TSG



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