News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Days after publishing the political rider of Vice
President Dick Cheney, we've crossed the aisle
to examine the demands of John Kerry during
the Democrat's 2004 U.S. tour. Turns out the
ex-presidential candidate has a problem with celery
and tomato-based products, which surely goes over
well with wife Teresa, whose nine-figure fortune is
drenched in ketchup. Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0327061kerry1.html


New York Yankees star Randy Johnson earns $16
million annually for throwing a menacing fastball.
So why is he nickel and diming a woman with whom
he had a "secret" love child 16 years ago? The wealthy
athlete, you see, thinks he's owed a rebate on the
$750-a-month he's been paying for child care. Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0327063bigunit1.html


Please, please, please take a look at an internal ABC
Television e-mail we just obtained. The correspondence
details how producers of the hit series "Extreme Makeover:
Home Edition" are scouring the country for ill children,
grieving parents, hate crime victims, and cancer sufferers
to cast for the show. To read this exploitative wish list
of woe, go here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0327062extreme1.html


Memo to guys everywhere: Turns out having a 23-year-old
woman show up unannounced at your home in her
birthday suit isn't always such a pleasure. If you don't
believe us, meet Natalie Peterson:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0324061utah1.html


New prize contest has started, so enter now for a
shot at some fine swag, including the DVDs "Capote"
and "Good Night, and Good Luck." Just tell us why
the defendant went to the hotel. Right this way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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