News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


"All brides are beautiful." Well, not so much, according
to a Massachusetts man who sought to arrange a marriage
for his 37-year-old son. According to pops, when he first
set eyes on his future daughter-in-law, he was "extremely
shocked" to discover how ugly she was. So now he's suing
the woman's family for fraud and claiming to have suffered
emotional distress over the derailed nuptials. Story at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706061uglybride1.html


Turns out Rush Limbaugh was traveling with four other
guys when Customs agents found that mislabeled bottle of
Pfizer's little blue pills in his luggage. But that's no
crime, as Florida prosecutors just determined:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0706062rush1.html


If one of her former husbands is to be believed, Jennifer
Lopez is a devoted practitioner of the black arts. Voodoo,
anyone? Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0630061jlo1.html


In case you missed it, we celebrated Independence Day
in a unique fashion:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0630062strip1.html


Finally, since we've been racing to finish our second book
(coming in October), the newsletter's frequency has
suffered. Apologies for that. We're back on the stick, so
mailboxes beware.


Regards,

Your pals at TSG

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