News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


In Espanola, New Mexico, a visitor to the city jail
is allowed to bring a meal to the inmate they're
coming to see. What they're not allowed to do,
however, is take a hypodermic needle filled with
smack, place it inside some Taco Bell grub, and
then try to deliver a Burrito Supreme with the
works to their imprisoned crony. Story at:    

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1013061burrito1.html


In the latest addition to our extensive concert rider
section, the backstage demands of oft-arrested
rapper DMX are notable for the performer's need
for prodigious quantities of both birth control and
Hennessy cognac. We'd guess there is some kind of
connection between the two:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/backstagetour/index.html


As noted recently, our new book, "The Dog Dialed 911,"
is now available from fine booksellers everywhere.
According to a New York Daily News review, "it's 224
pages of deliciously guilty pleasures." And the New
York Post declares, "the collection is funny, biting and,
most damning of all, true." If these two enemies, mired
for decades in sectarian strife, can agree on the merits
of "The Dog Dialed 911," perhaps you should take a look: 

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/thedogdialed911/index.html


Prize contest closes Wednesday, so enter now for a
shot at some nice loot. Right this way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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