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We just had a feeling that those two comely, shades-wearing Southern lasses who robbed that Georgia bank were going to be named Ashley and Heather. And that it was an inside job facilitated by a teller. The Barbie Bandits were busted last night. Details here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0228073bandits1.html


Finally, a police roundup of a bunch of exotic dancers ends with criminal charges being rejected by the local prosecutor. Yes, guys have all the luck:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0226071chip1.html


"Enemy combatant" Jose Padilla, whose employment history includes stints with Taco Bell, Burger King, and al-Qaeda, has been judged competent to stand trial on terrorism charges. For a look inside Jose's head, go here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0228071padilla1.html


Included in our new contest's prize stash are DVDs of 2006's best movies, "The Departed" and "Borat - Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan." Not to mention an assortment of some of our finest branded swag. Just tell us what kind of gift set was used to conceal the U.S. currency. Enter this way, please:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


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Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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