News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Along with trying to secure the nation's airports from terrorists and drunken pilots, the federal Transportation Security Administration is also hot on the trail of the Des Moines peanut butter bandit:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/peanutbutter1.html


Yes, give peace a chance. But try not to do it in an Albany mall stocked with aggressive rent-a-cops:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/crossgates1.html


A dude just shot his Dell:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/georgedoughty1.html


An obscure California rapper claims that actor Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg swiped his shiznit:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mwahlberg1.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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