News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


When the cops finally caught up to the Wisconsin thong thief, they found 854 pairs of the skimpy underwear stashed in his room. Thirty of the purloined panties were even hidden in a Pokemon lunch box. Isn't that sweet:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/thongthief1.html


If you're returning from Iraq with a cheesy oil portrait of Uday Hussein embedded in your luggage, expect turbulence at U.S. airports:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/foxcamera1.html


A quartet of Creed fans has just filed a class-action complaint claiming that the band owes them refunds for a ragged Boston concert. In that vein, we're now considering slapping Yes with a lawsuit over a lousy 1979 show at Madison Square Garden:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/creedsuit1.html


Frankly, the bow tie and tweed jacket combo should have given the guy away:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/mosher1.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG



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