News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Muslim convert Sultaana Freeman is suing Florida officials over the state's requirement that she submit to a driver's license photo without her headdress. Turns out Freeman, a convicted child abuser, has previously posed for a government portrait sans veil:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/sultaana1.html


Now that the Angelina Jolie-Billy Bob Thornton union is officially kaput, we're hopeful that BBT will have better luck with his next marriage--number 13 if our math is correct:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/joliefinal1.html


If you're considering a burglary, try not to step in wet paint as you make the getaway. Tends to help the fuzz track you to the hideout:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/dowdydumb1.html


The tawdry story of admitted plagiarist Jayson Blair has gone from bad to verse:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/blairpoems1.html


Though he's serving life in a supermax prison, the thought of Ted Kaczynski still placing parcels into the U.S. mail still gives us the creeps:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/tedkmot1.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG



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