News from The Smoking Gun

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Claiming that their beloved Clay Aiken was robbed of the "American Idol" title, fans of the geeky singer flooded the Federal Communications Commission with letters calling for a federal probe of the Fox show's voting process and Ruben Studdard's victory. "Something stinks here and it's not Ruben's sweaty 205 jersey," one fan wrote. Amusing FCC letters at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/idolletters1.html


Remember Susan Smith, the South Carolina woman who killed her two boys by rolling her auto into a lake while the children slept in their car seats? Well, she's serving life in prison and just placed an online personal ad seeking pen pals willing to correspond with a "sensitive, caring, and kind-hearted" baby killer. Oh, she happens to love "rainbows, Mickey Mouse, the beach, the mountains, and waterfalls." Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/susansmithad1.html


We're happy to report that Pennsylvania's serial spanker has been apprehended:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/roclark1.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG




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