[SwF] Monthly Milestone Report of Software Engineer

~FurSid <[email protected]> Thu, 26 Aug 2004 03:05:12 -0700 (PDT)
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Monthly Milestone Report of Software Engineer
 
Bank Balance
First Week        : 10000
Second Week    : 1000
Third Week        : 100
Fourth week      : 10
 
Conveyance
First Week        : Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week    : Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week        : Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth week      : Walk ("Good for health")
 
Girl friends
First Week        : Eena, Meena, Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week    : Meena, Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week        : Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth week      : "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
 
Mobile Maintenance
First Week        : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week    : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week        : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobileshould be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week      : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
 
Boozing
First Week        : "Come, let's go to Pub and freak out!"
Second Week    : "Man, there is nothing in Pub. Let's go to Liberty Park."
Third Week        : "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
Fourth week      : "Drinking is injurious to health"



:p


~FurSid


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