[SwF] Fwd: The Perfect Husband

--- In [email protected], "Nauman Khan"
<naumankhan@b...> wrote:


                                  

The Perfect Husband 

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club
after
a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.

Suddenly, a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men
picks it
up, and the following conversation ensues:

HUSBAND - "Hello?" 

 

WIFE - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" 

 

HUSBAND - "Yes." 

 

WIFE - "Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where 

 

you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely
gorgeous!! Can
I buy it?"

 

HUSBAND - "What's the price?" 

 

WIFE - "Only $1,000." 

 

HUSBAND - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..." 

WIFE - "Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw
the 2004
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he
gave me
a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought
last year..."

 

HUSBAND - "What price did he quote you?" 

 

 

WIFE - "Only $60,000..." 

 

 

HUSBAND - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options." 

 

 

WIFE - "Great! But before we hang up, something else..." 

 

 

HUSBAND - "What?" 

 

 

WIFE - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and..I visited with the real estate agent this morning and saw the
house we
had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool,
English garden, acre of park area."

 

 

HUSBAND - "How much are they asking?" 

 

 

WIFE - "Only $850,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have that
much in the bank to cover..."

 

 

HUSBAND - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to
$820,000.OK?" 

 

 

WIFE - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!" 

 

 

HUSBAND - "Bye...I love you too..." 

The man hangs up and closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at
him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while
holding
the phone and asks, "Whose cell phone is this anyway?"

               

                                               Allah Hafiz...

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