[SwF] Fwd: the 3 kick rule...

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Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 11:23:46 -0800 (PST)
Subject: the 3 kick rule...
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From: Poison Ivy <poisonousgemini-/[email protected]>
To: Palle Gill <krazie_gal43-/[email protected]>
Date: Fri, 10 Dec 2004 00:34:01 +0000 (GMT)
Subject: 

 

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Texas Duck Hunting 
  
 

A big-city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural Texas. He shot
and dropped a duck, but it fell into a farmer's field on the other
side of a fence from where the lawyer shot.

As the lawyer started to climb over the fence, an elderly farmer drove
up on his tractor and asked him just what the heck he thought he was
doin'.

 

The lawyer responded, "I shot a duck and it fell into this field, and
now I'm going to retrieve it."

The old farmer replied, "You just hold on a dadburn minute. This is my
property, and thar's no way yur comin' over that thar fence."

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial attorneys in
the U.S. and if you don't let me get that duck, I'll sue you and take
everything you own!

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't know how we do
things down here in Texas. We settle small disagreements like this
with the 'Texas Three-Kick' rule."

The lawyer asked, "What is the 'Texas Three-Kick Rule'?" 

The farmer replied, "Well, first I kick you three times, and then you
kick me three times, and so on, back and forth, 'till someone gives."

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest and decided
that he could easily take the old codger. He agreed to abide by the
local custom.

 

The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor and ambled up to
the city feller. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot
into the lawyer's shins, causing him to hop on one foot. His second
kick knocked the man right off his feet. With the lawyer flat on his
back the farmer's third kick caused him to see stars.

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will, managed to get to his feet
and said, "Okay, you old coot! Now it's my turn!"

The old farmer smiled and said, 

 "No way, mister, I give up. 
You can have the duck!" ..


 

 
 
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