[SwF] Interesting Mail......

Hi 

You may find this interesting.

>   I wanted to thank all my friends and family who
> have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003 & 2004.
>
>   Because of your kindness:
>   * I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out
> that it's good for removing toilet stains.
>   * I stopped going to the movies for fear of
> sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.
>   * I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using
> deodorants because they cause cancer.
>   * I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any
> other place and sometimes I even have to walk about
> 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a
> perfume sample and try to rob me.
>
>   * I also stopped answering the phone for fear that
> they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I
> get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda,
> Singapore and Tokyo.
>
>   * I also stopped drinking anything out of a can
> for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and
> urine.
>   * When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl,
> no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will
> take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and
> leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
>
>   * I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce
> account. A sick girl that was about to die in the
> hospital about 7,000 times. (Funny that girl, she's
> been 7 since 1993...)
>
>   * I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made
> expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were
> supposed to send me when I participated in their
> special e-mail program would arrive soon.
>
>   * My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither
> did the free passes for a paid vacation to
> Disneyland.
>   * Still open to help some from Bulgaria who wants
> to use my account to transfer his uncle property of
> some hundred millions $.
>
>   * Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those
> Ganesh Vandana ,Tirupathi Balaji pics etc.. now most
> of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone
> else)
>
>   IMPORTANT NOTE:
>  If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1246
> people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will ..... on
> your head today at 6:30pm.

		
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