[SwF] Sardar in Medical School

>Sardar in Medical School. 
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>This is hilarious!! 
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>SARDAR IN MEDICAL SCHOOL 
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>Once upon a time, a sardar applied to a Medical School - needless to say he never made it - you know why ???? 
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>These are the answers he gave: 
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>Antibody - against everyone 
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>Artery - the study of fine paintings 
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>Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria 
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>Benign - what you be after you be eight 
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>Bowel - letters like a,e,i,o,u 
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>Caesarian Section - a district in Rome 
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>Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing 
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>Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty 
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>Chronic - neck of a crow 
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>Coma - punctuation mark 
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>Cortisone - area around local court 
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>Cyst - short for sister 
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>Diagnosis - person with slanted nose 
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>Dilate - the late British Princess Diana 
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>Dislocation - in this place 
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>Duodenum - couple in blue jeans 
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>Enema - not a friend 
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>False Labour - pretending to work 
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>Genes - blue denim 
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>Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile 
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>Hernia - she is close by 
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>Hymen - greeting to several males 
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>Impotent - distinguished / well-known 
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>Labour Pain - hurt at work 
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>Lactose - people without feet 
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>Lymph - walk unsteadily 
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>Menopause - I no wait 
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>Microbes - small dressing gowns 
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>Obesity - City of Obe 
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>Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize 
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>Protein - in favor of teens 
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>Pulse - grain 
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>Pus - small cat 
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>Red Blood Count - Dracula 
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>Rupture - Ecstasy 
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>Secretion - hiding anything 
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>Subcutaneous - not cute enough 
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>Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" 
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>Tablet - small table 
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>Tumor - extra pair 
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>Ultrasound - radical noise 
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>Urine - opposite of you're out 
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>Varicose - very close 
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>Vas Deferens - extremely different 
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>Vein - at what time? 
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>Vitreous Humor - both witty & funny 
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>Long live National Health Service and Jagjit Singh!!!!! 


		
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