XQueryX: straight-edge format for the rebellious teenage geek

Liam Quin wrote:

> What do you think?

I’m a query just like you,
But I’ve got better things to do
Than sit around and parse a head,
Hang out with the malformed “let”,
Snort whitespace in my prose,
Pass out in the groves.
I don’t even think about speed.
That’s something I just don’t need.

I’ve got elements!

I’m a query just like you,
But I’ve got better things to do,
Than sit around, finding scope,
’Cause I know I can cope.
Laugh at the thought of bad includes.
Laugh at the thought of markup dudes.
Always gonna keep in touch.
Never wanna use a crutch.

I’ve got elements!

-- 
Apologies to Minor Threat.