Porting Debian to MINIX

Would anyone be willing to do it? The starter device needs to be a GCW-Zero.
Now, for the company, would it be possible to make a single board computer
with the MIPS architecture for educational use? What is needed is a
sixty-four  core board - possibly four sockets with sixteen cores or two
dual thirty-two core - that can be used as a workstation, a server, or a
user based system. LLVM/Clang as the compiler. It must be able to work with
MINIX, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD, and a Debian port to MINIX along with the
standard Debian MIPS port.
The graphics processing unit, audio processing unit, and network processing
unit will need their own dedicated memory.