How would you like to be called REVEREND?

Minister Charles Simpson has the power to make you a LEGALLY ORDAINED
MINISTER within 48 hours!

BE ORDAINED NOW!

As a minister, you will be authorized to perform the rites and ceremonies
of the
church!

WEDDINGS

MARRY your BROTHER, SISTER, or your BEST FRIEND!

Don't settle for being the BEST MAN OR BRIDES' MAID

Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU)
with
the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

FUNERALS

A very hard time for you and your family

Don't settle for a minister you don't know!

Most states require that you register your certificate (THAT WE SEND YOU)
with
the state prior to conducting the ceremony.

BAPTISMS

You can say "WELCOME TO THE WORLD! I AM YOUR MINISTER AND YOUR
UNCLE!"

What a special way to welcome a child of God.

FORGIVENESS OF SINS

The Catholic Church has practiced the forgiveness of sins for centuries

**Forgiveness of Sins is granted to all who ask in sincerity and
willingness to
change for the better!

VISIT CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES

Since you will be a Certified Minister, you can visit others in need!

Preach the Word of God to those who have strayed from the flock

WANT TO START YOUR OWN CHURCH??

After your LEGAL ORDINATION, you may start your own congregation!

At this point you must be wondering how much the Certificate costs. Right?
Well,
let's talk about how much the program is worth. Considering the value of
becoming a CERTIFIED MINISTER I'd say the program is easily worth $100.
Wouldn't
you agree? However, it won't cost that much. Not even close! My goal is to
make
this life changing program affordable so average folks can benefit from the

power of it.

Since I know how much you want to help others, you're going to receive your

Minister Certification for under $100.00... Not even $50.00... You are
going to
receive the entire life-changing course for only $29.95.

For only $29.95 you will receivE:

1. 8-inch by 10-inch certificate in color, with gold seal

(Certificate professionally printed by an ink press)

2. Proof of Minister Certification in your name

3. Shipping is free

Press this

link to order and learn more

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the word of the came to the priest Ezekiel son of Buzi

I am not sorry, he said, in kindlier tone, for it is not much pleasure
waiting century after century for some one to command my services

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Dear me! cried the Wizard; they must have run away

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are so stupid and ignorant that you seem unlikely ever to master the secret
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