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His wife ended up having SIRIUS installed for him while he was away and he just started listening again and he loves it. Justine told Howard that there are some days when she feels that this porn career is like a real job and she's just not into the chicks she's doing. He said he heard that Time Warner fired him in the middle of a taping after he had made fun of President Bush.
6:25amRiley Martin Show Clips. Howard took a call from a guy who said that he's in the military and he was stationed at Fort Polk.
Howard took a call from a guy who said he liked the Paul Mooney interview but couldn't believe what had just happened with Richard and Steve. Howard let Ratso go and said that he wrote a book about the NY Rangers years ago and it's supposed to be the definitive book for the fans. Gary said that Justine had asked for a towel. Howard said he thinks that George Takei is too nice of a guy to roast.
She said the best time she ever had was when she did Jenna Jameson and Janine at the same time.
That led to them talking about the football pool.
Riley said that he gets after Howard to advertise his show and he doesn't do it until he calls in. Artie said he listened to The Bitter Half over the weekend and heard something he didn't hear last week.
He said he heard that Time Warner fired him in the middle of a taping after he had made fun of President Bush.
The first clip was Gary the Retard as Gary the Mummy. Artie said he would love to see Richard Pryor's afro between Dolly Parton's tits.
Robin told Howard that last week Gary left a copy of The Bitter Half at home the day they were supposed to play it on the air. 7:15amAfter the break Howard said that he was wide awake this morning.
Artie said he's seen Christine and she's hot, he wasn't sure if he had seen Lori before or not. Artie started calling Alice names and got her to scream at him even more. He knows that Dana is still attracted to him even in the shape he's in now and other woman might not get that.
Howard wanted to get his girlfriend on the phone to find out if she's okay but Gary wasn't able to get in touch with her. They spent a minute on that before Howard moved on.
Artie said that he wasn't louder than Howard was. Paul said the guy was talking crazy and claiming that Howard had screwed him out of money.
He was 52 according to Bill. Howard took another call from a guy who didn't understand why Artie goes off on Sal about his racist material when Artie does the same thing.
Riley said that he gets after Howard to advertise his show and he doesn't do it until he calls in.
He said he heard that they're not opening the movie in as many theaters as they thought they were. The caller said he asked Riley who he thinks would play the part of him in a movie about his life and he told him that Morgan Freeman would be perfect.