Re: Wow...

Heidi wrote:
> The plagiarism just doesn't stop - now she's accused of ripping off a third
> book - canceled her book deal too, hope she hasn't spent the money yet.....
> she certainly worked very hard doing all that copying.

Cracks me up, plagiarizing chick lit.  Most of those seem to be written 
by a computer program anyways.  I mean how could you really tell?

So, my chick lit book is going to go, girl and boy are in love, boy 
meets another girl and leaves, girl is shocked and surprised, girl falls 
apart, girl goes out drinking a lot with the girls (in trendy places 
like Camden), girl is a total mess, girl decides to do something rash 
(moving to the Third World to take care of orphans/mountain 
climbing/move in with parents) where she doesn't have access to all her 
normal beauty things (insert brand names here), girl has a hard time but 
starts to adjust and finds an inner strength, girl doesn't really need a 
guy.

Meanwhile, boy starts to learn that the grass isn't so green on the 
other side of the fence and starts to have regrets.  Girl meets the nice 
new guy and while still holding out hope for the old guy, starts falling 
for the new one.  Things become nice.  Old guy comes crawling back, girl 
wavers momentarily, almost takes him back, but then goes back to the new 
nice guy and resists rubbing it into old guy's face.  Girl and new boy 
live happily ever after.

The end.

Can I have my billion dollar advance now?