The picture

 After a long night of making love,
 he notices a photo of another man on  her nightstand by the bed,
  he begins to worry.

  Is this your husband? He nervously asks. No, silly, she replies,
snuggling up to him.

  Your boyfriend, then? He continues. No, not at all, she says,
nibbling away at this ear.

 Is it your dad or your brother? He inquires, hoping to be
reassured.


   No, no, no!!!! She answers.
   Thats me before the surgery