I've Solved the Gas Problem !!

My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal 
immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to 
illegal immigrants or not, etc.

Since  I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the 
Republicans,  Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc.
I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me.  It solves both 
my gas and illegal immigrant  problems - I have hired illegal immigrants 
to push my car.  They're plentiful and cheaper than buying gas.