Julian Assange Captured by World's Dating Police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/interpol-the-worlds-datin_b_793033.html

Julian Assange Captured by World's Dating Police

Dear Interpol:

As a longtime feminist activist, I have been overjoyed to discover  
your new commitment to engaging in global manhunts to arrest and  
prosecute men who behave like narcissistic jerks to women they are  
dating.

I see that Julian Assange is accused of having consensual sex with two  
women, in one case using a condom that broke. I understand, from the  
alleged victims' complaints to the media, that Assange is also accused  
of texting and tweeting in the taxi on the way to one of the women's  
apartments while on a date, and, disgustingly enough, 'reading stories  
about himself online' in the cab.

Both alleged victims are also upset that he began dating a second  
woman while still being in a relationship with the first. (Of course,  
as a feminist, I am also pleased that the alleged victims are using  
feminist-inspired rhetoric and law to assuage what appears to be  
personal injured feelings. That's what our brave suffragette  
foremothers intended!).

Thank you again, Interpol. I know you will now prioritize the global  
manhunt for 1.3 million guys I have heard similar complaints about  
personally in the US alone -- there is an entire fraternity at the  
University of Texas you need to arrest immediately. I also have  
firsthand information that John Smith in Providence, Rhode Island,  
went to a stag party -- with strippers! -- that his girlfriend wanted  
him to skip, and that Mark Levinson in Corvallis, Oregon, did not  
notice that his girlfriend got a really cute new haircut -- even  
though it was THREE INCHES SHORTER.

Terrorists. Go get 'em, Interpol!

Yours gratefully,

Naomi Wolf

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