Re: Julian Assange Captured by World's Dating Police
"Karl" <[email protected]>
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Wait, so Sweden has some retarded laws and now it is all Interpols fault? From: [email protected] [mailto:[email protected]] On Behalf Of Lance McLain Sent: Friday, December 10, 2010 2:53 PM To: DADL topic) (off Subject: [DADL-OT] Julian Assange Captured by World's Dating Police http://www.huffingtonpost.com/naomi-wolf/interpol-the-worlds-datin_b_793033.html Julian Assange Captured by World's Dating Police Dear Interpol: As a longtime feminist activist, I have been overjoyed to discover your new commitment to engaging in global manhunts to arrest and prosecute men who behave like narcissistic jerks to women they are dating. I see that Julian Assange is accused of having consensual sex with two women, in one case using a condom that broke. I understand, from the <http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1336291/Wikileaks-Julian-Assanges-2-nig ht-stands-spark-worldwide-hunt.html?ito=feeds-newsxml> alleged victims' complaints to the media, that Assange is also accused of texting and tweeting in the taxi on the way to one of the women's apartments while on a date, and, disgustingly enough, 'reading stories about himself online' in the cab. Both alleged victims are also upset that he began dating a second woman while still being in a relationship with the first. (Of course, as a feminist, I am also pleased that the alleged victims are using feminist-inspired rhetoric and law to assuage what appears to be personal injured feelings. That's what our brave suffragette foremothers intended!). Thank you again, Interpol. I know you will now prioritize the global manhunt for 1.3 million guys I have heard similar complaints about personally in the US alone -- there is an entire fraternity at the University of Texas you need to arrest immediately. I also have firsthand information that John Smith in Providence, Rhode Island, went to a stag party -- with strippers! -- that his girlfriend wanted him to skip, and that Mark Levinson in Corvallis, Oregon, did not notice that his girlfriend got a really cute new haircut -- even though it was THREE INCHES SHORTER. Terrorists. Go get 'em, Interpol! Yours gratefully, Naomi Wolf -- dadl-ot mailing list http://mail.thehood.us/mailman/listinfo/dadl-ot_thehood.us http://news.gmane.org/gmane.music.dadl.ot