Re: The 'the' is THE best thing to happen to the titles of the movies in the theaters.
Lance McLain <lance-X3DuywwxauBWk0Htik3J/[email protected]>
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Interesting that in The Social Network, Zuckerberg was given advice to drop "The" from TheFacebook website. Perhaps the director should have listened to his own script! regards, -Lance On Jan 28, 2011, at 11:25 PM, Peter Chattaway wrote: > http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/01/28/the-movie-titles/ > > by Darren Franich > > VaughanTwo new films are opening wide this weekend: The Mechanic and > The Rite. They’ll compete against recent releases like The Green > Hornet and The Dilemma, not to mention newly-minted Best Picture > nominees The King’s Speech and The Fighter. (Meanwhile, fellow > nominees The Social Network and The Kids Are All Right have just hit > DVD stores.) Coming soon to theaters: The Roommate and The Eagle. > What do all these movies have in common? It’s the The — the definite > article, language’s precision instrument, “T-H-E,” a word that > seemed bit old-fashioned and archaic just a few years ago, at least > in movie titles. > > Not anymore. Now, “The” is everywhere. This year, it’s popping up in > a highly-anticipated literary adaptation (The Help), a highly- > anticipated WTF auteur film (The Tree of Life), and a highly- > anticipated franchise reboot (The Muppets). One of the most highly- > anticipated movies of the year is a Hollywood version of a novel > with two — Two! — definite articles: The Girl With the Dragon > Tattoo. Oh PopWatchers, I love the The in movie titles. It’s like a > staccato drum solo that opens a great pop song, or a gunshot that > starts a 100-meter dash. The can be terse, or expansive, or > sarcastic. Try to say any of the titles above without it. Fighter. > Green Hornet. Dilemma. Social Network. The names die on your tongue. > They sound vague, indistinct. The The gives them precision. For much > of the 2000s, the vast array of major titles were straightforward > phrases without any linguistic adornment. Most major releases were > just character names (Shrek, Spider-Man) or narrow descriptions that > read like marketing pamphlets (Kung Fu Panda, 300), or vague > descriptions that read like Swedish pop songs (Up, Avatar). Look at > the list of movies that were nominated for a Best Picture Oscar in > 2005: Crash. Munich. Capote. Brokeback Mountain. Good Night, and > Good Luck. You know what I hear? Blah, Blah, Blah, Blahblah Blah > blah, and Blah Blah, blah Blah Blah. > > The turning point, I think, came in 1999. That year, four of the > films nominated for an Oscar sported the definite article: The Green > Mile, The Insider, The Cider House Rules, and The Sixth Sense. But > the winner was American Beauty, one of those terrible Dude-it’s-so- > MEANINGFUL! titles that could either be a modern art sculpture or a > Bruce Springsteen song. Not even the three-year assault of The Lord > of the Rings could hold back the anti-The mayhem. (Although let’s > have a special kudos for The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the > King, which qualifies as a literal orgy of definite articles.) > > But something has changed in the last few years. At last year’s > Oscars, The Hurt Locker triumphed over Avatar. The makers of the > teeny-bopping Twilight franchise purposefully added a titular > mouthful to their sequel titles: The Twilight Saga. Personally, I > thank Christopher Nolan. At a time when most superhero movie sequel > titles looked like software updates — X2: X-Men United, anyone? — > Nolan titled his Batman Begins sequel The Dark Knight. Like the > movie itself, it wasn’t really like anything we’d seen before. Small > wonder that, in an attempt to drum up excitement for his Wolverine > sequel, Hugh Jackman has been proudly noting that the title will be > sporting a new look: Say hello to The Wolverine! And I love it, > PopWatchers. I already believe that The Wolverine will be infinitely > better than its predecessor, which I believe was titled X-Men > Origins Mac OSX 10.5: Wolverine. > > PopWatchers, I ask you: Wouldn’t almost every movie title be better > with The? The Raging Bull? The Citizen Kane? The Rebel Without a > Cause? The Alien, The Aliens, and The Alien3? Shouldn’t George Lucas > have gone with his original instincts and called it The Star Wars? > > > -- > dadl-ot mailing list > http://mail.thehood.us/mailman/listinfo/dadl-ot_thehood.us > http://news.gmane.org/gmane.music.dadl.ot -- dadl-ot mailing list http://mail.thehood.us/mailman/listinfo/dadl-ot_thehood.us http://news.gmane.org/gmane.music.dadl.ot