Re: My Wedding Experience

On Thu, 14 Apr 2011, pcg wrote:

>> I still feel bad about using my Swirling Eddies toothpaste, sometime in 
>> the early '90s I think.  What can I say, money was tight and I had to 
>> use what resources I had.
>
> I've been going through storage at my mom and dad's place over the last 
> week, and was devastated to find a can of "pork brains in milk gravy," 
> autographed by Tim Chandler, that had somehow exploded after sitting in 
> storage for 10+ years.

Exploded!  Ha.  Oh dear.  Did you take a picture?  :)

By the way, I have never, ever heard of "pork brains in milk gravy" 
before.  Pork brains weird me out, and "milk gravy" -- whatever that is -- 
sounds like an unholy hybrid in and of itself.  But put 'em together...?

>> Against her will!?
>
> Eh, more or less.

Ah, gotcha.  For a second I thought we were talking about one of those 
child-bride abductions.  This doesn't seem to have been *that* bad, but, 
still, not a scenario that I would wish on anyone.

> The wedding was apparently a slapdash affair with a JP in her 
> boyfriend's back yard, no reception, and no honeymoon, so she really, 
> really wants to have the whole "wedding experience." It is much to my 
> wallet's regret, but I'd like to give her a "special day."

Yeah, I can appreciate that.  And you're giving yourself a *whole year* to 
prepare for this day (and perhaps to do a fundraiser or two)?  Wow.

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