Could Lolo Soetoro have been President Barry Soetoro's dad?

"Peter T. Chattaway" <petert-LOVM4QxV+tDq6eQxt3vRmLDks+cytr/[email protected]>
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http://isteve.blogspot.com/2011/04/what-if-lolo-soetoro-were-obamas-father.html

by Steve Sailer

No, I'm not suggesting a new paternity theory to go along with all the 
wacky ones we already have. Instead, I'm suggesting a thought experiment 
to assess the impact that being able to self-identify as black has had on 
our President's career.

My contention has been: "Obama is President for the same dumb reason as 
the last guy was President: because of who his daddy was."

This is not a respectable view on either side of the aisle. It's not even 
a respectable view in the more fever swampish realms of anti-Obama 
theories. As I pointed out in 2008, the common denominator of everything 
from Obamamania to birtherism is "a widespread desire among whites of all 
political stripes to not think about race anymore, and to imagine that 
Obama doesn't either." We're all past such crude, outdated ideas as race, 
right? Ancestry and family ties don't mean anything to anybody anymore.

Except that we're not, which is why Obama is President, and why Obama was 
even considered Presidential timber.

Yet, how can we test my theory that the common denominator of both George 
W. Bush and Barack Obama being considered Presidential timber is who their 
fathers were?

Fortunately, it's easy to perform a thought experiment on the previous 
President. If George W. Bush had been born George W. Rush, would he have 
become President? You can even assume the hypothetical Rushes were as 
materially prosperous as the real Bushes. The only difference in our 
thought experiment is that George W. Rush's father wasn't President Rush 
and his grandfather wasn't Senator Rush.

So, would George W. Rush have become President of the United States? Would 
he have been considered Presidential timber?

Of course not. He might have become, say, national sales manager of some 
corporation. But that's about it.

Note that this is not a question of whether George W. Rush would have 
beaten Al Gore and John F. Kerry. Maybe, knowing the deficiencies of those 
candidates, George W. Rush might have. Instead, this is a question of 
whether George W. Rush would have, out of 300 million people, ever been 
imagined to be President by anybody outside his own brain? I think most 
would agree the answer is: no. (George W. Bush would have lost a 
Presidential election if the only voters were his parents and his only 
opponent his brother Jeb.)

What about Obama? Would he have ever been considered for the Presidency if 
his father hadn't been black?

The current President would seem to have a much more unique background 
that would make it difficult to plug him into this kind of thought 
experiment. Yet, Ann Dunham's propensity for marrying U. of Hawaii 
students from politically well-connected families with a history of 
anti-colonial activism in their tropical homelands, who then return to 
their Third World countries and get jobs with American oil companies makes 
our conceptual task surprisingly easier.

Would our current President have become President in an alternative 
universe in which he was not Barack Obama, the son of Ann Dunham's Kenyan 
first husband, but (permanently) Barry Soetoro, the son of her Indonesian 
second husband?

After all, Lolo spent more time and money on little Barry than Barack Sr. 
ever did. Barack Sr.'s contribution was limited to a few letters, one 
visit, a basketball, his genes, and as a role model of a black political 
leader in Ann's (highly fictionalized) lectures to her son about her 
romantic first husband's ambitions for his people (in sharp contrast to 
her increasingly unsatisfactory second husband's ambitions to provide for 
her and little Barry).

The question of "What If Obama Were Half-Asian" would sound less crazy to 
Obama than it does to most Americans since Obama has a half-Asian 
half-sister, Maya Soetoro.

Assume, for the purposes of this thought experiment, that the conventional 
wisdom that race doesn't exist is right, and that Barry Soetoro would have 
turned out exactly the same in all ways being Lolo's genetic son as Barack 
Obama Jr. did being Bararck Sr.'s genetic son, except that he wouldn't 
have had any justification to self-identify as black, which is, as we all 
know, purely a cultural construct.

Alternatively, assume that Lolo and Ann had never mentioned to Barry that 
Lolo wasn't his genetic father and, because race doesn't exist, therefore 
nobody else noticed either.

Minus the racial angle, that's roughly the story of Gerald Ford's 
upbringing -- he only spent 15 minutes in his life talking to his 
biological father. Likewise, nobody is all that sure who Bill Clinton's 
biological father really was.

If Ford and Clinton had self-identified with different fathers, would that 
have permanently banished them from ever being even considered as 
Presidential timber? Maybe, but maybe not. In their quite different ways 
-- Ford was an All-American athlete, a male model before he went bald, and 
a Yale Law School grad, while Clinton was a political ball of fire and a 
Yale Law School grad -- they were early on recognized as guys with a lot 
of political potential. Their unusual yet mundane family backgrounds 
didn't seem to play a huge role in their careers, one way or another.

So, is Obama more like George W. Bush or like Ford and Clinton? Assume 
everything else about his upbringing through age 18 was the same, except 
that instead of Barack Obama then going through life as a Potential First 
Black President, Barry Soetoro then went through life as, theoretically, a 
Potential First Half-Asian President.

How far would an equally talented, equally ambitious half-Asian half-white 
Barry Soetoro have gotten in American life?

Being half-black, Barack Obama was the one we were waiting for.

But, as far as I can tell, not many Americans are particularly waiting 
around for the First Half-Asian Whatever. Would Barry Soetoro have gotten 
a six-figure advance to write the autobiography of the first half-Asian 
editor of the Harvard Law Review? Would Barry Soetoro have been elected 
editor of the Harvard Law Review? Would Barry Soetoro even have been been 
admitted to Harvard Law? (Barack Obama said, while he was at Harvard, that 
he had been the beneficiary of affirmative action, so it's certainly 
legitimate to wonder.) Would the U. of Chicago Law School have offered 
Barry Soetoro tenure despite publishing no legal articles?

Would Barry Soetoro have even been able to get Barack Obama's community 
organizer job?

No. Byron York reported:

     So [Jerry] Kellman set out to find a black organizer. He ran an ad in 
some trade publications, and Obama responded. But at first Kellman wasn't 
sure Obama was right for the job. "My wife was Japanese-American," Kellman 
recalled. "I showed her the resume, with the background in Hawaii. The 
name's Obama, so I asked, 'Could this be Japanese?' She said, 'Sure, it 
could be.'" It was only when Kellman talked to Obama on the phone, and 
Obama "expressed interest in something African-American culturally," that 
a relieved Kellman offered Obama the job.

Overall, how far would Barry Soetoro have gotten?

Head of the admissions office at Occidental? Chief newsletter editor at 
Business International? Head of the New York chapter of Ralph Nader's 
Public Interest Research Group? State Senator from Evanston, IL? Magna cum 
laude graduate of the U. of Hawaii law school?

Everything I know about the man suggests that, all else being equal, if he 
weren't able to self-identify as black, he would have carved out for 
himself a comfortable, respectable, and worthy life and made a positive 
social contribution. He would certainly have ranked among the top several 
million people in America.

But, President Barry Soetoro?

Really?

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