OT

Dear Santa:

I'm not going to insult us both by lying and saying I've been a good boy
all year because, as you undoubtedly know, I haven't.

Forgive me Santa, for I know not what I do!

Wait - now that's another lie. I do know what I do.

But even you have to admit I've done some good things too.

And some of the naughty things that I've done I did with the best of
intentions and for a greater good.

Know that I wish you and yours nothing but the very best this
Christmas... and when I'm naughty in 2009 know that I am being naughty
for nice reasons.

Your buddy,

Orchidbau

PS... I trust that the milk and cookies included here are not going to
be construed as a bribe.

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