Re: Tutorial

I've done up a tutorial running cricket on debian:

http://www.oneunified.net/blog/OpenSource/Debian/debian.article
http://www.oneunified.net/blog/OpenSource/Debian/Monitoring/Cricket/index.bl
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> From: [email protected] 
> [mailto:[email protected]] On 
> Behalf Of Bernhard Guenther
> Sent: Tuesday, January 30, 2007 10:44
> To: [email protected]
> Subject: [cricket-users] Tutorial
> 
> Hello,
> 
> cricket is the most awful peace of software I have ever seen. 
> I would not use it in 1000.000 years.
> 
> But my boss wants it and I have to configure it. Yessss.
> 
> And need help, desperately.
> 
> First: YES, I have asked google. Ok, but if you call your 
> Software "cricket" you could call it "George W. Bush" or "Microsoft".
> 
> Google for cricket and you get 1000.000 Hits for the 
> horse-fucking game. So no help from google.
> 
> On http://cricket.sourceforge.net/support/ these is not with 
> ONE word mentioned where I put a fucking ip address for the 
> host I want monitored. Yes, nice talk about targets and 
> datasource, but never mentioned where to tell cricket 
> concretely where to put this one.
> 
> Oh, there is a "sample-config". Sample means for me a config 
> from the programmer that works for HIM. But this sample would 
> never work in 1000.000 years because there is not one fucking 
> IP Address found in this whole directory structure.
> 
> I have configured apache, exim, postfix, courier, mrtg and 
> 1000 other programs, but cricket would not get to me.
> 
> Could someone please mail me a working config tree where I 
> just subsitute the IP Address of his Router by Mine????
> And it does not matter what kind of Router, I have understood 
> how to change the type of the target (e.g. a cisco 7200) but 
> just not how to specify one.
> 
> Sorry for the mood, but writing calmly is difficult with a 
> heartbeat about 230 bpm.
> 
> Best regards
> 
> Bernhard Günther
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