Re: The Bullshit of the Christ

Man, you smoke entirely too much reefer.


On Feb 18, 2004, at 4:38 PM, Graham A. LeBel wrote:

> i hate mel gibson.  I don't hate him because of his politics, 
> though--he is just
> one of those assholes who rubs me the wrong way and his movies suck.  
> Why would
> i want to watch one of those pieces of crap?  I think jesus is lucky 
> that he
> died on a cross.  If they just stabbed him or something, no one could 
> make a
> nice wall ornament out of the event.  The cross is nice because you 
> can put a
> nail in the back of it and hang in on the wall.  If you got an itch 
> while dying
> on a cross, you would be pretty well fucked, plus maturbating would be
> impossible.  I guess one of your disciples could give you a nice 
> healthy
> blowjob now and then.  Hell, they would owe it to you for not getting 
> you off
> the cross.  This brings up one other point.  The cross is a crappy way 
> to kill
> someone because it takes too long.  We all know from the movies that 
> if the
> villian had just shot the hero, the villian would win, but they have 
> to think
> of some clever way to kill the hero and the process is ordinarily slow 
> leading
> to the chances of an escape or a rescue from a sidekick.  when faced 
> between
> using a gun or a death ray, it is best to use the gun.  remember that 
> movie
> with that guy who had the gun and he was pointing it at the guy, but 
> he said
> that in fifteen hours you will be killed by this deathray and he had a 
> whole
> fifteen hours to think about how he was going to escape?  He should 
> have just
> shot the guy.
>
> -g

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