Unexpected Plot Twist
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Ok, everybody. I'm getting set to watch Passion of the Christ tonight. Not as a zealot but because it interests me how religion fuels speculation and how someone can place a template of religious doctrine to film. With that said, I have heard of this unexpected plot twist in the movie. Everything plays out as the gospels state until the very end. When Jesus is on the cross, someone says how terrible it is that he has to die. Then Jesus comes snaps out of it and says, "That's what you think, punk." He gives the thumbs up and suddenly, the ground begins to shake and the cross takes off like a jet fighter and begins shooting Holy Ghost Beams down on the Romans and Jews slaughtering everything in sight. After a few belly rolls, Jesus then morphs with the cross and turns into a Transformer and lands in front of Pontius Pilate, "I saved you for last, bitch" and cuts him in half. The crowd then erupts into cheers when he returns to a weeping Liv Tyler while Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" plays to fadeout. If anyone knows about this, let me know because I am a little confused. -------------------- This message was sent from a PCS Phone from Sprint. Get a free PCS Mail account! Sign up via the Web Browser on your Sprint Phone or at http://www.sprintpcs.com. _______________________________________________ heads mailing list [email protected] http://ballistichelmet.org/mailman/listinfo/heads/ http://ballistichelmet.org/donate/