Yeah, it's probably really a rant...But whatever.

Hey all -
	
	I'm sorry to inform everyone of this, but BallisticHelmet.org has
credible information (this guy we were torturing told us) that somebody,
somewhere, at some time, is planning to do something to BH. And it won't be
good. So, ya know, just a heads up. Maybe get some duct tape and plastic
sheeting (remember to DOUBLE wrap the windows, otherwise the radiation gets
right through), and continue to support our embattled leader.

	Also, the weather report for last week has been classified. If any
of you fail to forget this information, you will be subject to punishment
for violating the classification policy of BH.org, which, believe me, is NOT
something you want to do.

	In related news, the web development company that David was CEO of
for 15 years has been contracted to work on rebuilding the UVMDudeman site,
which we demolished with both shock AND awe. While many of that company's
employees, as well as some of our own BH.org soldiers, are being attacked by
native UVMDudemanis, we are sure that they will come around, and the haters
of freedom will be brought to justice. It's only a matter of time.

	Also, that pesky inquiry that the commie at Swan's has been pushing
for got thrown out of the supreme court of the internet, at least until
after BH.Org renews their 4-year IP agreement. While they were looking to
investigate the almost exact similarities between BH.Org's posting policy
and the wishes of the company David was previously CEO of. I mean, he wasn't
the CEO when we came up with the policy! Jeez.those liberals are looking for
anything to crucify us, aren't they? Which reminds me, that philandering,
morally-corrupt, fellatio-forcing bastard of an impeached ex-President
released his book recently. Why he's not in jail for the horrendous crimes
he committed (in the OVAL OFFICE, no less!), I will never understand.

	Finally, I'd just like to say that BH.Org's readership is really
rebounding, and it looks like we're in for some serious growth! Just because
the rants don't work, the email's spotty, and the fact that we're just a
bunch of over-opinionated, over-educated, and under-achieving simps doesn't
mean that everything's not still Hunky-Dory in the land of the Helmet. Aaron
Hawley-Greenspan, head of the Readership Reserve Bank, sorta backs me up on
this. Kinda.

	That's all for now. Thank you, and as always, God Bless Ballistic
Helmet.

-Adam W. Miller

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