All Things Conservative

I know there are more serious things to think about.  However, this crap is
worth a five-minute mental break from all serious thought.

Would you like to...

 date a Conservative?
http://www.conservativematch.com

find some great right-wing resources?

http://www.conservativematch.com/pl/pages/resources/index.html?sc=FEPGNOEBNQZKJTPZ


find the perfect t-shirt for your date?

http://www.cafepress.com/rightwingstuff

read an odd and rambling mission statement?
[fearless expression, good. pursuit of truth, fine. anti-father propaganda?
What? ]

http://www.mensnewsdaily.com/secondaries/mission.htm

know what administrative authority figure eats pralines and cream ice cream?
http://www.azcentral.com/news/election/campgn04-bush.html

cook Dick Cheney's favorite recipe?
http://www.cimorelli.com/pie/mangia/bloodpud.htm

[Don't make a mistake! Get the second date with heterosexual conservative
person of your dreams! Read below. ]

On a first date what issue must you agree on in order to have a second date?
War in Iraq 37.1%
Abortion 33.3%
Homosexual Marriage 16.0%
Tax Cuts 13.6%

Total Votes: 213

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