Canada

Jereme wrote:

> You know, I liked things a lot better before G.W.'s
> America, when it was still cool to make fun of
> Canadians.  When you try to front on them now all they
> have to do is say, "Well, at least we don't live in
> the United States."  Fucking Socialist bastards.

No, it's still cool, but now in a self-depracating way.

      ---------- Forwarded message ----------
      Date: Wed, 6 Oct 2004 07:12:19 -0500 (CDT)
      From: "Mark Graffis"
      Subject: Let's go invade Canada !

      From http://groups.yahoo.com/group/energyresources/

      I have recommended repeatedly that the US take action and
      invade Canada pre-emptively to avoid threats to
      our(US)non-negotiable lifestyle. There is ample evidence for these
      threats:

      - proposals to decriminalize possession of small amounts of
      marijuana
      - proposal to legalize gay marriage
      - there are all kinds of labs in Canada that could develop
      biological or chemical weapons
      - Neil Young came from there
      - US senior citizens are buying medications from Canada,
      threatening the profits of major drug companies and
      distributors in the US
      - they could be putting who-knows-what in those drugs,
      causing senior citizens to vo! te for John Kerry or something
      - they could decide to stop sending oil and gas to the US at
      any time, in violation of their NAFTA agreement, to keep their
      grandchildren from freezing in 2040
      - my neighbor Paul Celluci went up there as ambassador to
      Canada and now his house is for sale; what happened to Paul? He may
      have been kidnapped by Canadian insurgents.
      - We have a huge long border with Canada that's not at all
      secure.
      - Freddy Hutter [a list participant] lives there

      For all these reasons and maybe a few more (Karen Carpenter
      came from there) there are ample reasons to invade and occupy
      Canada since it represents such a threat. In addition, we can secure
      their oil and gas fields and profits from sale would go to pay for
      the reconstruction of Ottawa and Montreal and Freddy Hutter's new
      deck, and to put up Wal-Marts in every city with a population of
      more than 147.

      I have repeatedly urged my Congressman to talk to Donald
      Rumsfeld about this! but he just laughs. Therefore I'm appealing to
      this list to please take it up with your congressman (or woman! yes,
      we heard some of these men are women now!) and get this important
      matter out in the open.

      Thanks,
      Dick Lawrence
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