Men V/S Women
"H@roon" <[email protected]> Thu, 27 Apr 2006 09:42:31 -0700 (PDT)
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Men V/S Women How a man withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Go to ATM 3) Insert card 4) Enter PIN 5) Take money 6) Drive away ------------------------- How a woman withdraws cash from ATM: 1) Park the car 2) Check makeup 3) Turn off engine 4) Check makeup 5) Go to ATM 6) Hunt for ATM card in the purse. 7) Insert card 8) Hit Cancel 9) Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it. 10) Insert card 11) Enter PIN 12) Take cash 13) Go to car 14) Check makeup 15) Start car 16) Stop car 17) Run back to ATM 18) Take ATM card 19) Back to car 20) Check makeup 21) Start car 22) Check makeup 23) Drive for ½ mile 24) Release handbrake 25) Drive on. .................................. Haroon ___________________ [email protected] MSN-ID:[email protected] Phone:092-0321-2066747 Sun Certified Java Programmer (SCJP) Sun Certified Mobile Application Developer (SCMAD) IBM Certified Enterprise Connectivity with J2EE IBM Certified XML and Related Technologie