Satan

A few minutes before the church services started, the townspeople were 
sitting in their pews talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of 
the church.  Everyone started screaming and running for the front 
entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Everyone 
had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in 
his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God's 
ultimate enemy was in his presence. So Satan walked up to the man and 
said, "Don't you know who I am?" The old man replied, "Yep, sure do."

"Aren't you afraid of me?" asked Satan.  "Nope, sure ain't," the man 
replied.  "Don't you realize I could kill you with a word?" asked Satan.

"Don't doubt it for a minute," returned the old man, in an even tone. 
"Did you know that I could cause you profound, horrifying, AGONY for all 
eternity?" persisted Satan. "Yep," was the calm reply.

"And you're still not afraid?" asked Satan. "Nope," said the old man. 
More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, "Well, why aren't you afraid 
of me?"

The old man calmly replied, "Been married to your sister for 48 years."



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