Tampons and Cigarettes -

"Lorin Scraba" <[email protected]>
Newsgroups gmane.org.user-groups.rlug.humor
Message-ID <[email protected]>
Reclama: starmud.com:4000
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A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles.  The 
salesgirl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a
ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some
tampons for your wife?" He answers, "You see, it's like this. 
Yesterday,
I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she 
came
back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers... 'cause it's
sooooooooooo much cheaper. So....I figure if I have to roll my own... 
so 
does she...."


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